I don't have OCD; it doesn't exist.
I can prove it; I made you a list
with bullet points and numbers.
Just read it and don't mumble,
and you'll quickly get the gist.
Stop comparing me to the Reich.
It's just simpler to do it the way I like.
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As I knelt beside your bed
And gently held your hand,
The subtle sound of rain
Brought out a pleasant smile.
"Rest, my love, for a little while."
I hated how it rained, only when I was sad.
It... – by Muzz | 8 Views added 1 month ago
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you can
always edit a bad book
but not a blank... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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I am a stinking degenerate
I have a really filthy mind
Reading words my writing generates
Might just cause a person to go blind
I get a sick and twisted kick
Designing my scenes in the nude
Using words like tits, ass and dick
Things you... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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In the office, where workdays are long,
light flirting, a whisper's not wrong,
amidst emails and calls
and exchanging playful talks,
in the cubicles, a loving sweet song!
soooo, HR called me in while on the clock,
received a complaint from... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 1 month ago
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In the heart of Siberia, where the winds blow cold,
There lived a tough Russian mouse, brave and bold.
He was a survivor, a fighter through and through,
The toughest Russian mouse you ever knew.
In the heart of London, where the streets are... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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A simple house on a quiet street,
No one knew of a room discreet.
Down some stairs behind a dresser,
Lay a chamber of a forgotten aggressor.
A decade sealed, its secrets sleep.
The attic now a confidential space,
With gears and cogs all over... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Across the depths of the vast internet sea,
I stumbled upon a voice so sweet, so free.
A woman with grace and an angel's song,
Her laughter a melody beautifully strong.
Enchanted by her words, my heart did sway,
I subscribed and paid to hear... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Memories:
In fur and feathers, memories reside,
A faithful friend or a trophy's pride.
Through taxidermy, they remain with grace,
Time cannot erase that familiar face.
Education:
Preserved specimens enlighten our days,
To study creatures,... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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Oh have you heard
I have created a word
one I personaly devised
it's pronounced... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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In the vermilion glow of city nights
through a street of crimson lights
I find myself within this space
heart beating at an increased pace
A dim-lit room with only a bed and chair
a silhouette emerges with enchanting flair
with seductive... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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She shyly asked me to play along,
though the idea, to me felt wrong.
Her secret wish and tender plea,
A shrouded side I couldn't foresee.
Hands and feet were bound to the bed,
Face down, my glutes wide spread.
Biting the pillow, a tear on my... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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In azure wig, she makes her art,
Bulma Briefs, happily playing a part.
Her smile beams bright, igniting my heart.
I ask my girl, "Why dress me like this?"
With mischievous grin, she gives me a kiss,
Tightening a bowtie, in playful bliss.
... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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The hero saw when arriving
a town, poor but thriving
ideas his blessing and his curse
he'd aim to vastly increase their purse
and help this economy with its reviving
He spoke of crops across the land
that would put more coin in hand
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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One for sadness so I can smile for you,
Another to sleep more than an hour or two.
Just One for my pounding splitting skull,
And 1 cause the others make me unwell.
Finally for my partner and that one's... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Two little boxes here by my bed,
A nightly tablet the doctor said.
It's really simple to swallow a pill,
To stave off depression and feeling ill.
If only I'd remember to take my... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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The father and warrior named Goku,
His power and strength was true,
With his spiky hair and orange gi,
He'd face any foe, with honest ki.
From the proud Saiyan race, he did hail,
raised on earth with a spirit to never fail,
The Kamehameha... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 1 month ago
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In Turkey, my friends are dear,
No matter how far we may be,
Their warmth and kindness always near,
Our bond remains strong, that's the key.
From the ancient beauty of Istanbul,
To the shores of the Aegean Sea,
In every place we roam and... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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There is a girl whom I held dear,
Whose absence I cannot help but fear.
Without her, it felt so wrong
every day seemming long
Still I wish that she could be near.
The memories of her linger on
Though she's been gone so long
Her laughter and... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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That little fucker's tempting fate,
Buzzing, hovering around my face,
I've gently shooed the thing off,
But the shit thinks he's tough,
It's starting to stoke some hate.
With each passing moment, my ire grew,
At that pesky fly and the rest... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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The cycle begins, a new moon in sight,
A time of change not feeling contrite.
A surge of hormones, a sign of peace,
A flow of blood, an egg to release.
Days may pass, emotions may flare,
A time to rest, to show we care.
For a cycle is more... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Jeremy Clarkson and Meghan Markle
Are a pair we've all come to know well
He's known for his cars and his humor so dry
while Megans dresses will catch your eye
But when it comes to Meghan, oh how he sighs
He's never been one to mince his words... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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In spite of my muses or fancy quill it’s clear
I’ll never be a Lovecraft, Orwell or Shakespeare
each in possession of an amazing mind
Writing in genres by their names defined
Standing atop a literary tower to which I... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Shiny bobbles on a tree
Tiny balls to entertain me
Quietly start going prone
Raise an ear confirm I'm alone
Target locked one two... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Writing a good love letter is hard
Without sounding like a hallmark card,
Wording your emotions is not easy
Without accidently sounding cheesy
Just don't finish it off with... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Now drinking this is a pain,
They have removed the... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 1 month ago
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Beautiful mountains and gorgeous ravine
luscious rainforest with clear stream
And delicious food covered in chillies
Served by lovely girls, some with willies
Enjoy your vacation this poems a... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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I truly am content, with my head upon your chest
for there is no better pillow, than your perfect breast
you banish all my worries, leaving me with no care
when you slide your long fingers, lightly thru my hair
and nothing slows my hearts weary... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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The greatest food ever devised,
was snatched away before our eyes.
Some damn chef with a silly lisp,
despises all foods, fried to a crisp.
So what should I do for a midnight snack,
eat some leafy greens and healthy... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 1 month ago
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My favorite kind of poem will leave you with a smile
the kind that makes you laugh, and happy for a while.
altho the ones I write, that are the best
would make you clutch your chest.
not all get Tinkerbell, for some it's... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I saw the car standing there, no owner to be seen
If I took it without asking you'd probly say I'm mean
But with all the trouble about, I just couldn't pass it by
It's better if I drive away, while they chase the other guy
Hot wiring it was so... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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She sat on the throne till a ripe old age
some thinking she'd live forever like a sage.
While her son stood by waiting his turn
but he too was ageing, sparking concern.
Perhaps when the crown finally passes
we'll have to bury not one, but two... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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You see Wil Wheaton was easily beaten,
his rolls didn’t add up to much.
Any team he joined was weakened,
yet still he was invited for his social touch.
The DM said it once or twice
“Wheaton burn those cursed... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Precise, accurate and on the mark
Energetically thrusting the shaft forward
Nothing can stop an arrow once loosed
Impacting perfectly the center of its target
Snatch's a... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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He let his hands go where they didn’t belong
he said I wanted it "why else wear a thong"
So I pushed him back and said "enough"
Then his face changed and he got rough.
I woke up cold, naked, bruised and sore
slowly picked myself up from the... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Johnny was nice and it went to her head
that's why one day she shat on his bed
when it was over Johnny thought its time to go
but let him leave easy Amber thought "no no"
so Amber fed a reporter her personal diction
one of the nastiest pieces... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I was 16 and she was around the same
seducing me with pixels inside a game.
In our first meeting her dress was too high
showing this nerdy teenager her thigh.
As the story moved on she needed my support
in return she gave me closeups of her... – by Muzz | 0 Views added 1 month ago
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You do good deeds fair and kind
and all praise to you declined.
Doing this and that for no reward
all of it in the name of the lord.
But with thoughts of heaven in your... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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on the song "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias
Let me be your healer
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Would you tank if I asked you to tank?
Would you switch and never look back?
Would you shield if you saw me dying?
Would you save my life tonight?
Would you... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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She walked with a skip as I held her hand
She was so excited seeing the onstage band
She jumped and laughed and screamed too
So I lifted her on my shoulders for a better view
Then proclaimed me the greatest dad in the... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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are smiling
with a starfish on the breast
mouth in the... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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The shadows stopped and watched
As the helmet teetered on the edge
Before clanging its way down
The cold, wet stone stairs bouncing
One last time before finding rest
Against bloody, black hoofed legs.
Powerful Legs taking the steps in pairs
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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He handed her a helmet wrapped in a cloak,
all of his words stuck in his throat.
She covered her face falling to her knees,
no longer able to hold back the tears.
He stood there quiet with nothing to say,
what could he do for a mother in... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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The Life of a border guard
was always going to be hard.
With all the calls from the feds
he would have to up his meds,
for fear of hispanic... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Why use a mask, why sanitize my hand
His ways are to much for you to understand
I won't be told what to think or what to do
Just be quiet and listen from here in your pew
We need proof of your working vaccine
Have faith in... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Louie and lauren have different needs
Louie watches porn while Lauren reads
Louie sits and orders a take away
While Lauren cooks like a gourmet
Yet somehow their relationship... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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Uncle is wise and calming
always ready with sage advice.
After seeing Shyamalans’ version
I heard Iroh swear,... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I opened my eyes still a little stiff
I sensed fresh toast I got a whiff
She was up, her side was empty
She clearly rose to preempt me
So I’ll lay here a few more minutes
To give her some more time to finish
10 min later she whispered “Rise n’... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 1 month ago
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On top of a tower stood a burning eye
looking for his ring held by that Frodo guy
to claim it back Sauron dispatched his men
as the hobits trekked across the glen
Again in a movie we let Sean Bean... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Truly the greatest work of fantasy
Every word written was poetry
The voice actors so well chosen
All the images drawn with devotion
Every background a beautiful tapestry
It had me watching, unable to stop
The plot twists made my jaw drop
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Not to brag but my body is perfect
Cheeks are smooth, unflecked
With the cutest well shaped nose
One that looks good in any pose
And spacing from ear to eye correct
My face a balance of proud and meek
With supple skin smooth and sleek
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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They said write a poem about Romeo and Juliet
So I made a rhyme with Montague and Capulet
And I was truly not surprised
A troll online yelled... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I shot my first turkey of the season
and they yelled at me for no reason.
Then they demanded that I stop,
cause i'm scaring everyone in the... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Along the beach 3 Raptors walked,
friendly the ancient birds squawked.
A Lamp stuck out of the pebbled sand,
scooped up quickly by a scaly hand.
Caught their attention with a mystic shine,
a golden treasure from another time.
Intrigued the... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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To sit aside and do nothing is immoral
while we see the land of man is in peril
If we are bond from action by our laws
What good are angels if evil gives us pause
Yet you talk and sit on your laurels
I stand for justice and my pride
I cast... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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That damn dog ate my hash
With her huge, paws opened my stash
2AM and she standing in my kitchen
Still wondering how the bitch got in
Or how does she cook better than my ass
MAAAN! I'm freeeaking out, she’s talkinggg!
Was bad enough on two... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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god Baaa-braa is horny and it causes me pain
she's always bumping and grinding time and again
she never leaves my personal space
always poking her head in my happy place
of all the pets I could buy, a goat was... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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I used to be small
Back as a kid and all
I couldn't reach the shelf
Never by myself
Not any more, i am tall
Now i'm big and i flaunt my power,
smile as i see those shorties cower
If you need my help then beg
And i’ll consider using my long... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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An honorable man dies in a mine
A physical job respected just fine
So we protect the men by passing laws
Safety standards are a good cause
His wife now alone with his 3 children
An unskilled mother’s work days begin
She finds a physical job... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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English nearly 200.000 words
and yet I still can’t truly express
All the thoughts and feeling in my head
So I choose art to show what's inside
Brush the paint smooth for skin
“she is soft and fragile”
The eyes say
“I am... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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100 in the train private and aloof
Nothing better than a quiet commute
1000s of consumers come and go
It’s nicer when they leave me alone
Nice and quiet that is my ideal
in the canteen with my solo meal
When work’s finally done I leave,
Head... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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art in a box
it should be
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Beautiful scenes everywhere you look
As pretty as in any travel book.
No one here wants for anything
And you hear the kids playing.
Nobody would complain about
Alittle work before lights out.
Really, there is nothing to the rumors'
Everyone... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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are you there
or don't you care at all, are
you even... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Clear the dungeon down below
Facing challenges we don't know
Scrolls and potions there were a few
Swords, shield and armour brand new
Studied and searched all the lore
To find the way to the next floor
We even got a high ranked thief
So no... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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She was sweet, she was kind
too this day its still in my mind
You ask who was my first kiss
she was my lovely preschool Miss
She read us the story
help with the lavatory
She played with us in our games
she's so smart she knew our names
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I’ve not been good at poetry
Read a few and you will agree
I always end up stuck
Rhyming like a schmuck
Wait is this a Limerick? fuck... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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Carl found a girl young and slim
Wined and dined with tonic and gin
Talked her into heading back
To his little love shack
Bad move, her pictures on a milk... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Little ships I built them one by one
Collected the resources and had fun
Over time the ships got bigger
Costing a larger and larger figure
Now there's only one left to make
11, 400 hour to farm a piece of... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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All the soldiers standing with a spear
Only see others look back and sneer
What happens next the captains know
Told where to fight and where to go
While generals plan for a broader picture
Moving pieces to insure they are the victor
Each... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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a child the girl was young
he was older with a silk tongue
he showed her magic, reared her well
slowly trapping her within his spell
she saw her life though a beautiful prism
that soon would be her glass dome prison
naïve and innocent... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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As the boy grew to a man many lessons were learned
Some words he could say and some are spurned
Eventually he met the girl who could be his wife
If he used the right words she’d stay her whole life
But for a man not all are easy to say of... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I took my granny
to see her gynee
to guarantee her protection
she gets a regular inspection
Doc: when last did you had sex
Gran: i think nineteen fifty six
Doc: wow its been a while
Gran: don't be stupid its only 20:30... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 1 month ago
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To compete with all the other vets
He gave toys to the customers pets
if they came in to get a spay
They got furballs with which to... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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Her fetish was easy to please,
just lift my foot so she sees.
Then give my ankle a little wave,
tease her with what she craves.
Just one rule, don’t smell of... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 1 month ago
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I had him cornered, about to kill him
This brave Deku he’s my next victim
But in a flash he scurried away
Escaping for now my newest prey
I won't stop chasing till it’s out my system
stalking
Seems this...
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As Bob stood outside the Enterprise,
waiting to be beamed aboard “Energise!”
finally leaving the academy in his new shirt
neatly pressed and with not a spec of dirt
Bob can now explore beyond his skies
Bob kept his shirt spotless per... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I have the cutest cat,
acting like a little brat.
Always sitting on the table,
knocking off all he is able.
I have come to the conclusion,
because of a cats inclusion.
This world can only be round
and it is truly profound.
If the world... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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She woke with a feeling terror and dread,
her son standing at the foot of the bed.
"morning mommy" he said with a smile
"I made breakfast just lay there a while"
her fist tightened and gripped the bed spread
Her sister warned of the horror... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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Louis and Laure had no were to go
covid meant no friends would show
but it's ok, they were fine
Louis watched porn online
and Lauren had a good... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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That damn Captain Kirk
more like James T Jerk!
"join Starfleet they said"
"take hot space chicks to bed"
He gets em all, says its the Captains... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 1 month ago
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Why is it that we could talk all day
When we had nothing to say.
Or sit nearby, making no sound
Both content the other was around
I'll forget much but that memory will... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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He invited me to the movies, the one with the ring
I wore a skirt with thong, well it's practically a string
He looked at the screen, completely enthralled
he payed me no attention, none at all
he just sat there and watched the whole thing.
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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As I came of age my lip grew some hair
I was told to remove it, it made people stare
Seems the last guy to sport it was bad
The way he treated Semites was mad
Now I'm stuck with a child's lip, "no... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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It's 2 am and time for bed
I fluff a pillow and lay my head
So I'll message a friend faraway
Just before I hit the hay
Hopefully oliver won't wake his mum
With a cry for food and to change his... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I close my eyes and regret,
that I’m never able to forget.
Your chests gentle heaving,
or the sound of you breathing.
I lie staring at the ceiling,
while I have trouble sleeping.
The bed seems much colder,
without you near my shoulder
... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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I swing the hammer
And bring it onto the nail
I will make him... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 1 month ago
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writing and
adding up these syllables
but I know not... – by Muzz | 1 View added 1 month ago
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As I knelt beside your bed
And gently held your hand,
The subtle sound of rain
Brought out a pleasant smile.
"Rest, my love, for a little while."
I hated how it rained, only when I was sad.
It... – by Muzz | 0 Views added 1 month ago
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Alone She grazed in the pasture,
not that far from town.
Visited by strong winds that's hardly a disaster,
that would sometimes lift her up then down.
She saw them build a giant fan, the local wind turbine.
Now she’s worried when the wind picks... – by Muzz | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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It was just perchance,
he was not free to dance.
P needed to find another partner,
I stepped in to cover his departure.
Perhaps this time I’d make an advance
We met outside and went in for the session,
was caught off guard by a group lesson.... – by Muzz | 1 View added 2 years ago
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I know she’s only reading them,
to show me support.
Of all the things she's read,
never gave a poem a second thought.
I guess I am selfish,
always taking up her time.
I just like it when she smiles
and compliments my... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Running away from her family to live alone with Louie was a thrill.
Lauren grabbed a log for the fire looking out the window of the cabin on the hill.
She watched sweat bead on Louies' temple, then rolled down his neck.
When he swung the axe, She... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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I quickly ran and broke the curfew
So that I could get her a rose
Just a little symbol of I love you.
I never saw the florist blow his nose
Now she is sleeping alone in the ICU,
visits to the corona ward are... – by Muzz | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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Republicans are red
Democrats are blue
They voted in Trump
Now we're all... – by Muzz | 14 Views added 2 years ago
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He settled down on a large estate
Married well and put on weight
Never failing to tell his stories
Of his travels and his glories
Until his early years turned late
To honor him they commissioned an anthology
With all his adventures listed... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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Below Green hills and cliffs of umber
half way thru its 100 year slumber
deep In a cave with a trickling stream
the drake laid unmoving within a dream
alone but for one foolish spelunker
.
It was a rumor at the tavern
that led him to this... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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A hero came from across the sea from a life of leisure
he searched for adventure, fame and treasure.
The hero cared not for his teachers lesson
He said he’ll do fine with a good head and reason.
The hero met the folk from a poor land
Heard... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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You trim your bush,
I shape my vine.
It won't take a big push,
to give in to your design.
You take your floral perspective,
while I mow the lawn.
Preparations for our objective
we'll be done by dawn.
At last the sun has risen,
now... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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I tilt my head and give it a blank stare
The work is waiting, it’s right there
It shouldn't take long i’ve done it before
Open the spreadsheet and type some more
But I just lean back, unmotivated in this... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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Hard and painted reluctant warders
Tiny slaves with terracotta tushes
Tasked to guard within your borders
Force to live beneath your bushes
only free once they are martyrs
Always ready to fulfill their roles
With unending expressions of... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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eyes are black and recessed
A side effect of my lack of rest
It always looks like I'm on a narcotic
But it’s my sleep loss that is chronic
Why does every day
Have to end this way
on my back with a view of the ceiling
Unable to shake this... – by Muzz | 8 Views added 2 years ago
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Now your a brand new mum
Tho your not that very young
So Roz I have some advice
Skip the postpartum vites
Don’t neglect this little root
Nearly as sweet as any fruit
It’s nutritional value defies its size
Good for more than just your eyes
... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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I’m not saying I need closure
Or that you had to say why
I would have kept my composure
While you said a simple goodbye
It’s hard to see messages undelivered
Or that you’re never online
I wonder if your connection is severed
And I wonder if... – by Muzz | 9 Views added 2 years ago
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He was filled with pride when the egg appeared
It was large, sure that was weird
What could an egg this big possibly mean
It was the largest the coop had ever seen
He had hoped it would be more on the normal side
Now he was worried his kid... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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Wednesday: I had tears, I was so proud
As the little scamps played teacher out loud
Thursday: in their red helmets they put out fires
Saved a cat from a tree & returned a baby's pacifier
Friday: I boasted to my friend
That they played doctors... – by Muzz | 0 Views added 2 years ago
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Whether we’re on a sphere
Or a disc with a dome
Everyone from Sweden to Ziare
Better insulate their home
Whether it's fibers of glass
Or expanding foam
You bet your arse
we need to use less... – by Muzz | 1 View added 2 years ago
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Say: “Hi there how are you”
Why are you getting so touchy?
You're talking too close to my face.
I’m smiling but I’m not comfy
I prefer a little more space.
Why are you stepping... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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ANTIFA. ISIS. NAZI.
All those damn phonetics
In love with the sound of words
Never-mind their... – by Muzz | 26 Views added 2 years ago
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Gorgeous Neko-chan
With cheeks like porcelain
I was surprised to hear you’re a man
But still can I touch your skin
You stand here so pretty in a dress
Oh dear, my cisgender mind’s... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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Your yesterdays were wasted
and nothing was done.
All life's pleasures were tasted
preparations left undone.
Now the summer's gone
and pantry bare.
Your fields are barren
the grass seems greener here.
You won't plan ahead
because life’s... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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https://photos.app.goo.gl/DiSxKCSJKuiXfJZf7
Here's a picture cute and funny
Retweet and post it to your mummy
Always fact check, don't do a Trump
and remember elephants can't... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Tall and proud between castle and knight.
Bishops whisper to the lord they are in the right.
Entitled royals enlist little men in great number,
who line upfront due to some diplomatic blunder.
Those safe in the back spur the front to fight.
... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Ok time to get some work done
When it’s good, it's quite fun
Lock the door and make it quiet
Now to type up a riot
Write some words and a pun.
*sigh*
There's that flashy dipshit
Always taunting me to quit
I won’t be... – by Muzz | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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How tall could the tower be
If a prince could climb her weave
Why’d she need to be SET free
Surely she could just... – by Muzz | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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Spring is here
........I see it everywhere
I got so excited
........I feel delighted
I wet my plants
........For what the season... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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As the men rode off to more glory.
I remained, there'd be none for-me.
All love tales of valiant heroes.
Felling a dozen villainous foes.
But someone must deal with the gory.
I turn to see the Sun rise over rooftops.
Lies painted on... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Over all the evenings that the battle was fought
There was one night that no one thought
Would launch a sneak attack at sunrise
They never saw it coming Sir... – by Muzz | 5 Views added 2 years ago
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No one clicked like on his last poem
Now he’s sulking behind his keyboard
A little love they should show-him
Lest he feels scorned or ignored
Still, he hopes they like it despite the ill... – by Muzz | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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There was once a man with an awful stutter
Hardly a sentence he could clearly mutter
A life like that was very tough
Then one day he had enough
A medical professional he went to see
And asked “p-p-p-p-p-lease help me”
Doctor was unsure, but... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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So much left unfinished
When motivation is diminished.
Always start with passion and vigor
Just to stop when it requires rigor.
Many times inspiration spikes
And quickly pen, paper strikes.
Words are tossed around
At a rate that would... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Tortoise and the hare
Brits and Paul Revere
The great races of the past
Are recognized very fast
Don’t forget the question
What wins in digestion
Tomato and lettuce had a race
Veggies kept a good pace
In the epic match-up
Lettuce was a... – by Muzz | 7 Views added 2 years ago
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When you enter and we greet,
Some things must be done before you eat.
Wash your hands and sanitize,
So the nasty virus dies.
Your masks must be worn while you take a seat,
But you may remove it to eat.
If you have a fever or cough,
I’m sorry... – by Muzz | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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https://photos.app.goo.gl/Zjyqf8dyBwkntt1B9
On his quest for fame and wealth
A monster brought Link low on health
He took from his backpack fancy china
He cooked a portion of monster @#$%!
Zelda's rated T for TEEN
So he ate his pixels green.... – by Muzz | 10 Views added 2 years ago
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I like it here behind my screen
Type some words too soon be seen
See my text lit by a faint glow
Safer calmer with no face to show
Joined a group here on Discord
Put some poems on the record
Most are funny rhymey tributes
For pictures that... – by Muzz | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Drop a line. Yes turn a phrase
Something that never earned me prase
Left to make fiend of friend
EXcreting words i can’t comprehend
It hardly my fault
All teachers “you’re dumb” was default
... – by Muzz | 15 Views added 2 years ago
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