The body I have



Not to brag but my body is perfect
Cheeks are smooth, unflecked
With the cutest well shaped nose
One that looks good in any pose
And spacing from ear to eye correct

My face a balance of proud and meek
With supple skin smooth and sleek
Working hard for this body is a must
For the right ratio of hips, waist, bust
I looked for over a year and a week

The only problem is I can’t cloze my freezer
So I leaned on the door and squeezed her

About this poem

contest entry "The body I have" just a little fun. incase its unclear, the body i have is dead and in the freezer

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Written on December 24, 2021

Submitted by muzz on March 20, 2024

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Quick analysis:

Scheme AABBA CCDDC EE
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 438
Words 91
Stanzas 3
Stanza Lengths 5, 5, 2

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