Justice For Johnny

Johnny was nice and it went to her head
that's why one day she shat on his bed
when it was over Johnny thought its time to go
but let him leave easy Amber thought "no no"

so Amber fed a reporter her personal diction
one of the nastiest pieces of fiction
"believe all women" was the current craze
and it sent Johnny's career up in a blaze

so Johnny took her to court and we all soon Heard
it wasn't just her surname that resembles a turd