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Peed In My Sink Mario William Vitale	couldn't hold it to aim toward the toilet, I drank too much soda and I had to go pee...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Permission Awaited To Get Lawrence S. Pertillar	"Come on in I'm on the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Psychic Collage Glenn Marchand	and toilet, porcelain...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Recovery A.D. Small	You taught him how to hit a toilet bowl And how to catch his first fish I taught him to love with all his soul And took his...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Red Mouth zebra black	on the toilet with a red cherry lipstick mouth humming television jingles about nothing but ketchup logged...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Repeat Luis Silvestre Torres	Eat, digest, toilet,...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Reputation for clogging toilets Shitty Haiku	Toilet clogged, oh hasty dismay, Rapport and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Reputation for clogging toilets Shitty Haiku	Toilet clogged, oh hasty dismay, Rapport and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Resignation Robert William Service	And when my toilet I prepare, I'd rather be...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Richard The Turd Dianne abbot	I'm on the toilet feeling...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Rusty Bolt Battle Dave Tyler	Battling a rusted bolt on a toilet seat anchor A three inch long Russian Army in winter, refusing to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Said To Say It Heard Again Lawrence S. Pertillar	Now wishing to disguise, Loads of toilet paper being...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Scents Of A Women Wallace Dean LaBenne	Beyond toilet waters or mesmeric colognes the scents of a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Skibity Ohio rizz Skibity tales	Skibity toilet rizz, the legend of Ohio Where the rivers...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Skibity toilet vs. camera man Skibity	was set for an intense battle between Skibity Toilet, the fearless hero of sanitation, and the big evil cameraman, who had been terrorizing the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Someone I love Jemimah Smith	It's time to go home now I need the toilet So I thought in my mind I'd try and spoil it So I'd hold on his leg Till he could hold on no...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Sometimes, My Name Is Kirk Jerry Wayne Lawrence, Jr.	Panties Of Ghetto Borne Hoochie With Both Bath & Toilet Waters...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Song Matthew Prior	Upon Euphelia's toilet lay; When Chloe noted her desire That I should sing, that I should...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Special And Loved Lawrence S. Pertillar	' 'I'm flushing the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Spleen (III) Charles Baudelaire	Ne savent plus trouver d'impudique toilette Pour tirer un souris de ce jeune...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Story #4: Move to Africa Arman Hoque	up for a year and ship necessary goods - like toilet paper, rice crispies and Kraft dinner, among other...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Subscribe to your Tribe EASN	Of control On who pays the toll Of societies toilet bowl They are the shitters And we are the maid They keep us fighting And they get...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
TERROR AGENTS Phil Roberts	CC-Terror Vision Watches at work; on the toilet Freedom now a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
The A-OK Niché John Virgil	Panicking hoarders fighting over those toilet...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Ape and the Lady William Schwenck Gilbert	And he paid a guinea to a toilet...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)