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fart Lord Fartington	Smelly and Nasty Farting, Disgusting,...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
mac and cheese mac and cheese	are good for your heart, but thy beans make you...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Scorching pain Kelley Davies	Watch him evaporate like a fart in smoky air He's...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Rusty Dusty of Getting Old Steven Dupere	Is nothing more than an old fart diss From a feckless, meandering...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Urge to do this… Doug Blair	Just shift over and...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Poem lovelynipplebus	I like pooing and farting It is very fun I like to wear nappies And...	Rate it (4.00 / 1 vote)
A day in and out Edward .Smart	No fresh air No one seems to care Let out a fart Phone throwin' the darts Living on red cents Avoiding the dents Just cause in the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Dialogue Between Mad Mullinix And Timothy Jonathan Swift	Punch comes like you, and lets a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Public Alert RickthePoetWarrior	When researching fart At the library Georgina District...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A pump with a lump Boris johnson	I let slip a little...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Season of Reflection DanceOfThePoet'sPen	And you can call me old fart Now it’s time to rewind With a smile I’ll go back to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
All Lost in search of life Benard Otieno	Perhaps all we should do is feed and fart, Lost in thoughts:- I wish is our fate; I will is our future, All lost in the desert of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
All You Critics Suck Mario William Vtale	me what did you fart you always got something to bitch about ...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Answering Kate Tempest Kennet Benoit-Hutchins	It vanishes aromatic as a fart, But my hope lives, never...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
bitch? Dad Jokes never by Dadee Joker	a comparison about me but i'd say you're an old fart pussy bitch and I would love to cum in your mouth soon as I'm off fucking work got dat...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Body Functions Jean-Pierre	Sometimes so hard, it makes me fart The muse grabs me with some insight Words are chosen to set it free I struggle hard to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Buddha-death Masaoka Shiki	moonflower's face, the snake gourd's...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cats Aishwarya AVRaj	coloured bra she wore that day Clatter-fart can blow that there are several people together in the room. (Although Clatter-fart likes to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cheetah Bebebe	A ferocious neigh broke the fart, the eternal prisoner of the subway and bus...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Clown World Kyle K	Beware, beware, the fart of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Compilation #2 Brittany Wilson	Don't Fart in the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Crabs Gemma collins	When I fart, my cheeks...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
diederdas katzen alt und e-version Leila Samarrai	nudge Falstaffians fart Dolls start/mutter candle (goes out) &n' moth - where are they...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Dog Fart in Shanghai Dave Tyler	its wings in Beijing couldn’t make a dog fart in Shanghai, much less cause a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Don't Give A Flying Fart Mario William Vitale	Don't Give A Flying...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)