Poem



I like pooing and farting
It is very fun
I like to wear nappies
And I like it up the bum

My farts smell like cheese
I am easy to please
I like dressing up as a goat
Urinate down my throat

Spank me please mummy
And let me eat your ass
I would really appreciate it
If you did a little fart

I like to be shat on
I like things up my bum
And if you really want
I will refer to you as mum

Dress up as a goose
Or even as a clown
When I'm done eating your ass
My tongue will be brown

Milk me like a cow
And spank me when I'm bad
Sometimes when I'm horny
I think about my dad

I'm not very arty
But I am very farty
I want to be your pet
This poem made me wet
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Submitted by ot397600 on February 22, 2023

Modified on May 03, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XXAB AACC DAXX XBXB AEAE XFDF DCGG
Closest metre Iambic trimeter
Characters 654
Words 154
Stanzas 7
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4

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