The Urge to do this…

It’s there, and you know it
Will wind up your clock
A tendency tactic
That spices your talk.
You can’t be disparaged
You can’t be put down.
By inference or face-slap.
The Victory must own.
You try first by logic
Let’s re-create this.
You end up exploding
Hot vinegar, piss.
You wish it were different.
Your Mom honed your art.
Next time you are slapped hard.
Just shift over and fart.