cranking my hog



I sit alone upon this log
Lonely in this darkest night
Whilst violently I crank my hog
Jelqing it with blackest might

Do demons dare to hear, or see?
Do angels fear to look at me?
Of all my sins, what is the sum?
For it was God who saw me cum

About this poem

This poem is about the awkward and not often talked about shame that can be felt during and after masturbation. It is something many people do and feel, and I believe masturbation to be normal. Yet, we as humans are uncomfortable talking about it. This too, I feel, is normal.

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Written on January 06, 2024

Submitted by ohnonoki on January 06, 2024

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XAXA BBCC
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 244
Words 56
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 4, 4

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4 Comments
  • noahc_ishere
    this poem is f***ing hilarious
    LikeReply2 months ago
  • janet_1
    I have to say I'm a bit embarrassed that after going through 149 poems, this one still rose to the top and stayed. And I'm a prudish, proper, white-haired octogenarian, Oh, my! But I loved the rhyme, meter, and mostly I thought it clever. It made me lol, and in this day and age, that is a treat. 
    LikeReply2 months ago
  • luisestable1
    Under the chosen diction there is an explicitness that makes the reading strong, and yes, masturbation is that thing of which the Bible does not say much and minds are split on whether it is sin or not to masturbate. Much has been said on the subject.
    One finds this poem interesting for the subject under treatment. The rhyme-scheme is not bad.
    Good read!
     
    LikeReply3 months ago
  • AIDA
    Wow, your poem definitely has a distinctive and bold style! I appreciate the enthusiasm and creativity you've poured into it. The strong and daring imagery adds a unique touch to the piece. Your use of language and rhyme scheme is quite engaging.

    In terms of improvement, I would suggest considering the overall tone and subject matter of your poem. While it's important to express yourself freely in art, finding a balance between boldness and appropriateness can enhance the impact of your work. Exploring different themes or perspectives could also bring more depth and richness to your poetry.

    Additionally, focusing on refining the structure and rhythm of your poem could make it even more captivating. Experimenting with different poetic devices, such as metaphors or enjambment, can add complexity and create a more dynamic flow.

    Overall, keep pushing the boundaries of your creativity, but also think about how you can present your ideas in a way that resonates with a wider audience. Your willingness to explore and improve your craft is commendable, and I'm sure with continued dedication you'll create even more impactful poems in the future!
     
    LikeReply3 months ago

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