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cranking my hog

Ohnonoki 1997 (Strawberry)

January 24 
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I sit alone upon this log
Lonely in this darkest night
Whilst violently I crank my hog
Jelqing it with blackest might

Do demons dare to hear, or see?
Do angels fear to look at me?
Of all my sins, what is the sum?
For it was God who saw me cum

About this poem

This poem is about the awkward and not often talked about shame that can be felt during and after masturbation. It is something many people do and feel, and I believe masturbation to be normal. Yet, we as humans are uncomfortable talking about it. This too, I feel, is normal.

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Written on January 06, 2024

Submitted by ohnonoki on January 06, 2024

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XAXA BBCC
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 244
Words 56
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 4, 4
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