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'Bad Dog and Pollywog' Robin Loving	I'll put on my smile, and try not to...	Rate it (5.00 / 2 votes)
Dirty Death Luke Breen	Who’s going to see If you get up to pee Or go drink some tea Your wife’s sick And who are you going to lick You may kick You may...	Rate it (5.00 / 2 votes)
I am not a poet Jared J Tague	makes you want to...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Wedding Luke Breen	What does he see In a girl like me I said I had to pee So I went behind a tree And wonder what life will be As a wife making her way through life...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
19 Brooks Schmitt	Three dogs wrestle in the tepee, stop to pee over a gutter on a bridge Dissipating mist and hollow hands Ramshackle fence and noble shepherds...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Man's World Melisa Miller-Rhees	Left your wallet, gas on E, stuck in traffic have to pee, be a man and take her out, listen to her scream and shout, " kind of man makes me...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Another Visit to Bob Johnson’s Department Store Sandra Nelms-Ludwig	Midway of the visit, I had to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Backfire Burns The Backlash Lawrence S. Pertillar	To pee and not to pay, Is not the topic of the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Come On...THINK! Lawrence S. Pertillar	I make them up when I go to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Contradict Dictions Lawrence S. Pertillar	I know she wants to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Crazy Coaster cgreenberg	The clacking of the chain makes me want to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Documentary #2 Joey LaScala	makes me want to pee my pants British: She told him first The girl second Father and sister, of course puff ...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Dog Named Boo Aron Cristando	He decided to pee in a shoe His master got mad And said he...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Feel My Pain Tammi Waynette Hanley	You can never be or you just might have to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Had To Pee Mario William Vitale	you have to pee you hold it in quite a mystery think of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Interview with Goldilocks net4eva	Do you seriously expect me to pee in the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
John Malloy (7) the Blackmailed Beauty our Leonard Wilson	sorry to have me leave before she had a chance to pee in my face, or...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kool-Aid anyone? EASN	The genderless free Argue where to pee The flesh factory only makes two One is pink The other blue There is no mix or match ...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Need to pee Muzz	God damn you Tolkien I need to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Ocean of Beer John W Jackson Jr.	are we are going to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
One kid floating over the cuckoo'S nest Mick Reid	they laid me down I feel I need to...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Shirley's Woes Early Shirley	What no one could see Was that she liked to pee On her boss before he...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
To My Mommy And Daddy Darla Mae Seely	And I had to pee on the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
To My Mommy And Daddy Darla Mae Seely	And I had to pee on the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
To Remove a Kidney Stone Chase Walker	she hands me a urinal, so I take it and start to pee I pee so much that when I move it spills all over me I yell out in anger; I scream out of...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)