I Had To Pee



your on the highway
 but you have to pee
 you hold it in
 quite a mystery
 think of the ways you can release the pain
 if this road trip ensues I will go insane
 one foot on the throttle the other to the side
 you take out a plastic bottle and start to piss
 it gets all over you but you are free

 free to sit in sweet harmony
 the smell of urine throughout your car
 you chuck the bottle out the door
 a cop pulls you over
 license and registration please
 you get knocked to your knees
 the pee was gone but I sit as a swan on the pond
 I'll figure something out for next trip
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Submitted by hitalot on May 07, 2018

Modified on May 03, 2023

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Quick analysis:

Scheme XAXABBXXA AXXXCCXX
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 562
Words 118
Stanzas 2
Stanza Lengths 9, 8

Mario William Vitale

Mario William Vitale is a twentieth century poet. He has developed a style of free verse. Has written over one thousand poems. more…

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