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Political Bash Balling Steve Dupere	with a mint shoved up its ass and mintier...	Rate it (5.00 / 3 votes)
Insanity Arman Hoque	Dream of farts and call them passing gas; Dream of actuality, things that may become...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Wait Until The Ride is Over To Exit Katrina Klippstein	Now must stay to smell my...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Young Tarts, Old Farts Wallace Dean LaBenne	Old farts with bulging bellies and heads of toupee grass take the arms of prostitutes and act a silly...	Rate it (5.00 / 1 vote)
Poem lovelynipplebus	And I like it up the bum My farts smell like cheese I am easy to please I like dressing up as a goat Urinate down my...	Rate it (4.00 / 1 vote)
"Spigotius Dripitus" Poem Stranger	He has so many metal parts, he’s got oil in his...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Taken Way A Taken Way	Including her snores and farts Snap back to a broken heart I am in so much pain right now It takes me forever to do...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Breaking Faith Coty	Farts....	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Can You Breathe Lawrence S. Pertillar	Will humanity, Ignore the...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Den Of Lions Ebuluofor Philip	Never gives a...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Think You Will? The Prophet Obblonge	When someone audibly farts in an elevator, what do you...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Drinkling Trevor McLeod	Where farts rose quickly on the internet people...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Elon musks farts smell for a strong mix of antisemitism And starved touched Shaun farr	Elon musks farts smell for a strong mix of antisemitism and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
EULOGY TO AN ENIGMA Clarence Allan Ebert	If my wishes were not fanciful farts & my days had not become sour...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Farts Ivan spivey	Farts come and go Some smell some don’t Sweet...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Farts Annabelle Vargas-Ayala	Farts, What a Stinky thing Who knew it could be...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Master of Winds Marlo Irene Hill	”...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Planting Seeds Ronald Bunch	A tornado...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Shannon Kieran	She makes me laugh when she farts, Her laugh always warms my heart, She makes me whole, the missing...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Something intangible Fox Warren	Head hugs, Jam tarts and uninhibited farts These are the moments in which fear ends and...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)
Writing Michael Silver	I pooped my pants My farts began to dance The stinky smell...	Rate it (0.00 / 0 votes)

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