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Limerick Poems

Welcome to our collection of Limerick poems! This popular form of poetry originated in Ireland and is known for its humorous, often bawdy, and sometimes nonsensical themes. Here you'll find a variety of Limericks, from classic to modern, that will make you laugh, ponder, or simply enjoy the clever wordplay. So, take a moment to explore and discover the joy of Limerick poetry!

Displaying 414 poems from the Limerick poetic form.

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"All roads lead to Rome" — Roberto Suárez Torres	was once a man with a throne; lewd smell of the storms that at times roam, twilight gowns I chary wait replies; says woke from slumber winked one...	42 views Rate it
"Bed Dead" — J. Stearns	I woke up on a bed I wished I wasn’t dead So I went back to sleep The woke up to a beep Then remembered I ate some...	9 views Rate it
"Bender's Speedo Dance" — C Nonnenmacher	Bender with no pants Swimming and I glance But he swam away He said hooray Jumped out the pool to...	10 views Rate it
"Dan" — Dannika H.	There once was this guy named dan Who loved to live in his van But once a day He went away To go sit and cool by the...	6 views Rate it
"Mr. E" — Sophia Becraft1	The story of Mr. E Who went to the ball with glee He did a little dance Then pooped his pants Crying down on his...	2 views Rate it
"Titanic" — S.Hernandez	Jack and Rose on the Titanic Became suddenly frantic Rose got on a door Jack sank to the floor The ending was not very...	6 views Rate it
"Up and down” — J Lerner	The first time is always the best, Jump better than the rest. And a large stride, And a fun ride, Putting ability to the...	7 views Rate it
"When The Castle Fell" — K Ly	There once was a castle on the hill it belonged to the amazing King Phil The castle broke down And everyone frowned But the castle was fixed with...	6 views Rate it
'Bad Dog and Pollywog' — Robin Loving	"They should install a revolving door, For 'Bad dogs' like me, who have been here before. Stupid humans don't know most dogs bark... At lesser beings,...	79 views Rate it
'Me' — Robin Loving	'Me' In this forum of poetry, I don't think I'm all alone. Driven by thoughts and bursts from the soul, To create that one 'perfect' poem. Well, I...	70 views Rate it
'selfless' — Muzz	You do good deeds fair and kind and all praise to you declined. Doing this and that for no reward all of it in the name of the lord. But with thoughts...	1 view Rate it
A bit of a lark — R P Edwards	A bit of a lark I tried to write It wouldn't come out Onto the paper I flailed about I wrote it in pencil I wrote it in pen The words wouldn't...	46 views Rate it
A cat — Roberto Suárez Torres	I saw once alone a cat, enter the porch of a shack, stick of a broom in a hand that was heard throughout the land when the poor feline was...	46 views Rate it
A Certain Teacher — Andrew DeRosa	There once was a old man who joked. He liked teaching and he croaked. It was rather senior, But not quite monsignor He just couldn't say no to the...	8 views Rate it
A Dad From A Lotto He'd Won — George Cook	A dad from a lotto he'd won Bought a new toy car for his son It was coloured sky-blue Had front and rear lights too And a number plate,...	17 views Rate it
A dream By Charles F Blanchard — Charles F Blanchard	A man must have a dream the difference between man and animal a dream. Just like an intelligent man with no energy is a failure. A man whose dream is...	0 views Rate it
A Kite — Aniqa Muzaffar	There once was a Lady with a kite That soared in the ether out of sight She rushed with such glee As the gale set it free And viewed as it danced with...	2 views Rate it
A life turned around — Rebecca Jene Wolfe	All he ever wanted, was a family life where he could thrive A small little boy ,needing mommy and daddy ,had to learn all alone to survive. A mother's...	3 views Rate it
A limerick about an organ — Ezra LaPlant	There once was an organ I played, That was melted by the sun’s hot rays Then the organ screamed, It was only a dream What an unusual...	42 views Rate it
A Lovely Young Lass Called Clarrie — George Cook	A lovely young lass called Carrie Met a boy whom she hoped she would marry But daddy said "No, I won't have it so. You can't marry any Tom, Dick or...	18 views Rate it
A Man Called Paul — Zaidan	There once was a old man called paul. He thought he was awfully all. It was quite apostle, But not very wasil, He couldn't say no to the...	1 view Rate it
A messy lady — Syeda Hajra Gilani	That lady was so fat Holding the ugly cat Wearing a short dress Looking a total mess Living in a small flat...	4 views Rate it
A Mother's Love — A Mother's Love	There is no stronger love, they say, than the love that a Mother can give, From the moment you breathe your first breath of life, Her love gives you...	4 views Rate it
A Mouse Named Right — Phoenix Maia	There was a mouse named Right Who used to fly her kite But during a break She made a mistake What a terrible day for...	2 views Rate it
A Murder Of Crows — Bella Calamita-Clegg	I feel it now more than ever, Every time you speak my name, All the things you wished you had said, Than the fateful ones that day. I should have...	13 views Rate it