Buzzed
I was sitting at my computer quiet and alone
Not bothering anyone, just minding my own
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Then a fly started buzzing around my head
I tried to shoo it away, Leave me alone I said
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It continued to pester me, even flew into my ear
For that I said, you will have to pay dear
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That fly had to die so I devised a plan
I got the fly swatter, but it just wouldn’t land
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It continued to buzz and fly just out of reach
By now I had to kill that son of a beach
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I wanted so bad to get it out of my place
If it landed on my nose I’d slap my own face
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I got the can that was full of bug spray
I said now fly you will be having a really bad day
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When it buzzed again, I sprayed its ass
It flew into the wall and hit the floor with a crash
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I thumped my chest and yelled I am the man
Then another fly buzzed by and we started again
About this poem
Came about because of a fly pestering me.
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