Senior Sex
When grandpa died I went home to check
if grandma was okay or a nervous wreck.
Grandma’s fine but I found out that when
he was making love he died there in the den.
—
It was something I never thought I’d hear.
Both were past ninety up there in their years.
I asked why they had taken such a chance,
he was not as young as he was in France
—
She said, “Nothing new, we did it all the time,
just set a rhythm by the church bells chime”.
She wiped a tear and said, “He’d be alive today,
if that ice cream truck had gone the other way”.
About this poem
This poem was derived from a joke that I heard. I did several of these.
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Written on December 07, 2017
Submitted by UJ on August 03, 2021
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | AABB CDEE FFGG |
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 537 |
Words | 111 |
Stanzas | 1 |
Stanza Lengths | 14 |
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