You Are Illustrious

While you are appalling and nefarious
you are quite enthralling
and hilarious.

While you are confusing and vagarious
you are quite amusing
and gregarious.

While you are evading and iniquitous
you are quite pervading
and ubiquitous.

While you are perplexing and mysterious
you are quite annexing
and imperious.

While you are dithering and contrarious
you are quite withering
and precarious.

While you are inflaming and industrious
you are quite reclaiming
and illustrious.