Either Side

The sunny side is starry-eyed
and discreetly cheerful
The shady side is bleary-eyed
and completely tearful

The novel side is rarely wide
and actually narrow
The banal side is fairly wide
and factually farrow

The soggy side is higher tide
and extremely awful
The thirsty side is lower tide
and supremely lawful

The noble side is dotal pride
and womanly dowry
The global side is total pride
and yeomanly loury

The supply side is lazy ride
and blatantly callow
The apply side is crazy ride
and latently shallow