The enthusiastic oenophilist

She's the eternal optimist
An enthusiastic oenophilist
She's a town hall planner
And a life enhancer
She has zeal
She has zest
She wears a Che beret
And a moral vest
She reads Marx
& Engels
She prefers crisps
to Pringles
She's empathetic
& diplomatic
She's sensuous
& courteous
She's admirable
& desirable
No man could ask for more
Any decent man would die for her

So what's she doing
married to that knuckle
dragging bully boy
That brain dead
Empty head
That dumb shit
half wit
That scumbag
Scallywag
For f*ck sake
take look at him

He's a....
backward thinking
woman hating
back stabbing
money grabbing
good for nothing
showboating
Tory voting
head the ball
Neanderthal
So keep it lit
Tell him to pack his shit
To get on his bike
To take a hike
To hit the road
To sling his hook
To bugger off
To another world
You are beautiful
You are kind
There's good men out there
Not hard to find
Just take a look in front of you
Yeah me
I've been waiting for you for
eternity
yeah eternity