Funky Rump Defenders
Lawrence S. Pertillar 1947 (Connecticut)
Who would believe,
A day would come to witness seen...
Funky rump defenders.
Protesting against democracy.
And smelling up streets to leave,
A stench so embarrassing...
Known skunks,
Are hiring the best lawyers they can.
To sue and accuse funky rump followers,
Of stealing to plagiarize...
Their God given intellectual property.
And doing this in broad daylight.
Attracting the many,
Who have become addicted...
To an added ingredient,
Rumored to be called...
'Irresistable B.S.'
Gossiped that can be ordered online.
24 hours each day.
In scents of:
Minted B.S.
Lavender with extra B.S.
And the popular frankensense!
However,
Request for myrrh?
Has been sold out.
But being backordered!
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Submitted by lpahtillah on July 14, 2021
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| Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
| Characters | 660 |
| Words | 112 |
| Stanzas | 2 |
| Stanza Lengths | 17, 10 |
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