Analysis of Funky Rump Defenders
Lawrence S. Pertillar 1947 (Connecticut)
Who would believe,
A day would come to witness seen...
Funky rump defenders.
Protesting against democracy.
And smelling up streets to leave,
A stench so embarrassing...
Known skunks,
Are hiring the best lawyers they can.
To sue and accuse funky rump followers,
Of stealing to plagiarize...
Their God given intellectual property.
And doing this in broad daylight.
Attracting the many,
Who have become addicted...
To an added ingredient,
Rumored to be called...
'Irresistable B.S.'
Gossiped that can be ordered online.
24 hours each day.
In scents of:
Minted B.S.
Lavender with extra B.S.
And the popular frankensense!
However,
Request for myrrh?
Has been sold out.
But being backordered!
| Scheme | AXBCAXXXBXCDCXXXB XXXBBBEEXD |
|---|---|
| Poetic Form | |
| Metre | 1101 01111101 101010 010010100 0101111 0110100 11 110011011 11001101100 110110 11100100100 0101011 010010 1101010 11100100 10111 11 1111101 1011 011 101 1001101 001001 10 0111 1111 1101 |
| Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
| Characters | 660 |
| Words | 112 |
| Sentences | 22 |
| Stanzas | 2 |
| Stanza Lengths | 17, 10 |
| Lines Amount | 27 |
| Letters per line (avg) | 20 |
| Words per line (avg) | 4 |
| Letters per stanza (avg) | 269 |
| Words per stanza (avg) | 54 |
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