Analysis of BEAN STALKED

Is fe fi fo of a ratio so golden won?
Or thief find foe golden ration of a giant one?
Cooked his goose after taking goods he gander
Then gloat and harp on whiles victim he slander
Saying by chance an opportunity happened as he walked
Is the truth to the story an innocent had been stalked?
Overnight a scheme sprang into life
Then a fantastic story one contrive
Off to the market to trade some beef in
Then an old lady convinced him to go vegan
I cannot comprehend how so many believe a story so whack
It is so obvious he is hiding it was a grand old fella he jacked
How can people see this as an acceptable crime?
As one spirals down to his death, after ego climb