Davidg.37672's Poems

Here's the list of poems submitted by davidg.37672 — There are currently 12 poems total — keep up the great work!

I'll Pay For It I'm not rich, that's for sure But I have more than some folks here How can they win? They can't get in I'll pay for their poem to... – *by David Granteer*	117 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Passwords The Devil has gone modern, you know No more brimstone to cause us woe He torments us now with passwords I won't forget my name spelled... – *by David Granteer*	13 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
The Long Goodbye I remember my address when I was in the 4th grade I have to look up our present address The Navy measured my IQ at 144 I had a phenomenal vocabulary Now I struggle to find the right word to fill in a sentence Scrabble is still my favorite game ... – *by David Granteer*	19 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
The Gospel of John The Gospel of St. John Was written by Mr. Anon It was 300AD When they saw the need To make Jesus a Godly... – *by David Granteer*	15 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Incestuous Boy There was a young man from Guam Who liked to sleep with his mom She said "Get out of bed" "Or I won't give you head" So he took a girl to the... – *by David Granteer*	25 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
My Son Is Gone Donnie was born a normal boy He played with trucks and other toys But one day when he was three He fell to the ground unusually The doctor said a vertebrae Had collapsed and gone away I asked in tears for an answer The answer was "Bone... – *by David Granteer*	122 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Sex With A Log I once had sex with a log That was lying there in the bog I put my dick in To the knothole of sin And got my ass kicked back to... – *by David Granteer*	10 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Poor Alice There once was a girl named Alice Who lived in a great big palace She went out in the fog And stepped on a frog And that was the end of poor... – *by David Granteer*	2 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Lazy Mexicans Some people say Mexicans are lazy The reasons for that are quite hazy Wash your windshield, Gringo? That's how it always goes While mama sells trinkets on the... – *by David Granteer*	14 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
The Baja I reside in Baja Mexico I'll tell you how things down here go Mama may wear a flour-sack dress But the kids have clean clothes for... – *by David Granteer*	2 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Dirty Limericks My mind is kind of a sewer And I'm not really much of a doer So I reach down inside Where there's nothing to hide And a Limerick pops out every... – *by Dirty Limericks*	82 Views added 1 year ago	Rating
Pelicans On the ground, pelicans are ugly But on the water, they are lovely They fly so low their wings almost touch I guess that's why I love them so... – *by David Granteer*	50 Views added 1 year ago	Rating

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