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Sex With A Log

David Granteer 1937 (Montana)



I once had sex with a log
That was lying there in the bog
I put my dick in
To the knothole of sin
And got my ass kicked back to Prague.

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Written on June 07, 2022

Submitted by davidg.37672 on June 09, 2022

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Scheme ABCCB
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 135
Words 32
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 5

David Granteer

The website shows me as "davidg20663". This is the identity I was assigned when I joined. The stuff (including poems) under this identity was submitted before I joined the website. I was born in Montana and grew up in Portland, OR. I went to a technical high school, Benson, and worked on the radio station there, KBPS. I was in the Navy Reserves and spent my active duty in Washington, DC I have a BS in physics and an MSEE I am a life Senior Member of the Institute of Electrical and Electronic Engineers I was granted two patents I have been married nine times The name of my present wife is Carol We have a combined family of six children I list my religion as Zen Buddhism more…

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