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Limerick Poems Page #7

Welcome to our collection of Limerick poems! This popular form of poetry originated in Ireland and is known for its humorous, often bawdy, and sometimes nonsensical themes. Here you'll find a variety of Limericks, from classic to modern, that will make you laugh, ponder, or simply enjoy the clever wordplay. So, take a moment to explore and discover the joy of Limerick poetry!

Displaying 414 poems from the Limerick poetic form.

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If only... — Yogita Yamini	If only they could hold a plate of food so tight, If only they could carry a glass full of water right, If only those cuddles could set things right, If...	11 views Rate it
El Sembrador — Roberto Suárez Torres	Hubo un hombre sembrador, de uvas manó su pudor; el creyente bebe, y pues, nada le debe, ya que vino tal...	11 views Rate it
Ciruelas — Roberto Suárez Torres	Te las entrego de noche, en el baúl de su coche; me mandan al retrete, del cielo cual cohete: veloz fruta de...	11 views Rate it
Pecan Pie — Alexandra Urena	Pecan Pie The sweet , the salty of the pecan pie melt in your mouth and make you cry you will get super fat one cherry you can add eat it quickly and...	11 views Rate it
Oracle of Omaha — JESUS BETANCOURT	There once was an old billionaire Warren Buffett Put cash in mattress where he stuffs it His stock in Berkshire Hathaway Posthumously wants to give...	11 views Rate it
Big Mistake — Chrissy.	A young woman, easy to break. Not quite, she didnt tremble or quake, See shes weathered worse Strength is her curse, Now its your turn to...	11 views Rate it
Forsaken — Chrissy.	A young lady warned us of heartache, Ignoring her was our mistake, How many are lost, How expensive the cost, If only we hadn't all rushed to...	11 views Rate it
La Suegra — Roberto Suárez Torres	Aire de tamaño menor puede estallar el ardor, hacia roscas del pan, cual manjar del gavilán con pardo rojizo...	11 views Rate it
Sembrar Vientos — Roberto Suárez Torres	Pues del aire la corriente, todo aquel que intente, en la parcela sembrar y el follón cosechar, tiene problemas del...	11 views Rate it
A woman very ticklish — Hareem Fatima	There is a woman very ticklish Everyone refers to her as bubble-ish A joke when she hears She pees and then fears That everyone might call her...	11 views Rate it
Valga la redundancia — Roberto Suárez Torres	Uno tiene que sembrar y recoger lo que todas las estrellas...	11 views Rate it
Wine — Roberto Suárez Torres	There once was a man some named Wine, who would drink his orchards with time, and each fat drop of the juice hung in the sky like a noose: ...	10 views Rate it
Stranger in the Mirror — Leonard Wilson	+Stranger in The Mirror+ I looked in the mirror, this morning That person looked somewhat like me The image, perceived just will not be the...	10 views Rate it
Try harder — Yogita Yamini	Try...	10 views Rate it
picnic — A.A	It was like a large buffet Our lovely picnic in may Our sweet love amongst the flowers I stared at you for hours Oh what a lovely...	10 views Rate it
La Senda — Roberto Suárez Torres	La senda es un embudo mi querido testarudo, donde un caballero, como don del dinero no debe fluir...	10 views Rate it
Time — Kalejaiye Adeshola Adejumobi	Tributes i offer to Time, Keeper of secrets and revealer of the same Restorer of joy and healer of injuries Bringer of thoughts and keeper of memories ...	10 views Rate it
Humble Pie — Chrissy.	A man once thought himself wise, But he believed a whole load of lies, To his despair, The truth was laid bare, Now he dines on humble...	10 views Rate it
wacky weather wisecracks — marc steven berk	man poor man beggar man thief we all suffer the weather be it cozy or grief put on your hat your boots and your this is the kind of weather ...	10 views Rate it
Sex With A Log — David Granteer	I once had sex with a log That was lying there in the bog I put my dick in To the knothole of sin And got my ass kicked back to...	10 views Rate it
"Bender's Speedo Dance" — C Nonnenmacher	Bender with no pants Swimming and I glance But he swam away He said hooray Jumped out the pool to...	10 views Rate it
joey lee — joey lee	met this boy named joey ,he was as cute as any boy could be. i fell in love at first sight,i knew in an instant that he was mr.right. hes always been...	10 views Rate it
Windowpane — Roberto Suarez Torres	There is an open windowpane that like an ocean beneath planes with the dirt found in hands and the grain time demands; slender as reeds and the sugar...	10 views Rate it
Dentist Alternative — John W Jackson Jr.	A patient told the dentist, “To tell the truth, I don’t like gas or needles, not since my youth”. That’s when the dentist said, “Here’s some Viagra...	10 views Rate it
My collection — Seema Tabassum	I had more I know in store As you came into the store It galloped away into the...	10 views Rate it