Stockton Welschire... please rise

You have been called upon this court for the following counts; gross negligence of the rating system, domestic desputes regarding a certain Mr. Avolio, fraudulent reviews pertaining to hairless chimpmunk, hit and run of the peoples court commentary databases and last but not least; administering drugs to obtain intercourse with our minds. Some of us were underage.

What are your last words? (we do not care).

BAM

We hereby convict the defendant on all counts; charging him with manslaughter of the first degree.

Mr. Stockton Welschire you are set with no bail, no bathroom visits and no parole.

Your account has just been terminated.

Rotten Tomato,

The undercover Poetry.com Moderator.