Stockton Welschire... please rise

You have been called upon this court for the following counts; gross negligence of the rating system, domestic desputes regarding a certain Mr. Avolio, fraudulent reviews pertaining to hairless chimpmunk, hit and run of the peoples court commentary databases and last but not least; administering drugs to obtain intercourse with our minds. Some of us were underage.

What are your last words? (we do not care).


We hereby convict the defendant on all counts; charging him with manslaughter of the first degree.

Mr. Stockton Welschire you are set with no bail, no bathroom visits and no parole.

Your account has just been terminated.

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Submitted on November 19, 2013

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Characters 680
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Stanzas 6
Stanza Lengths 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1

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