Analysis of Stockton Welschire... please rise



You have been called upon this court for the following counts; gross negligence of the rating system, domestic desputes regarding a certain Mr. Avolio, fraudulent reviews pertaining to hairless chimpmunk, hit and run of the peoples court commentary databases and last but not least; administering drugs to obtain intercourse with our minds. Some of us were underage.

What are your last words? (we do not care).

We hereby convict the defendant on all counts; charging him with manslaughter of the first degree.

Mr. Stockton Welschire you are set with no bail, no bathroom visits and no parole.

Your account has just been terminated.

The undercover Poetry.com Moderator.


Scheme X X X X X X
Poetic Form
Metre 111101111010011100101010010101001010010010001010110110110101100100011110100011011011011110100 111111111 10110001011110111010101 1010111111111100101 101111100 00101100
Characters 680
Words 111
Sentences 11
Stanzas 6
Stanza Lengths 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1
Lines Amount 6
Letters per line (avg) 90
Words per line (avg) 18
Letters per stanza (avg) 90
Words per stanza (avg) 18
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Submitted on November 19, 2013

Modified on March 05, 2023

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