BYE BYE SCOTCHLAND (Final Definitive Version)

BYE BYE SCOTCHLAND
"Toot, Toot, oh what a hoot, bye bye your Scotch nation.
As we implement our Great English Plantation
And there'll be no need for a Scotch Railway Station
As you'll live on a McDonald's reservation.
Then swept into the sea Vermin Nation
And we’ll have our Greater English Nation."

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE  (crescendo)
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 aim and fire, torpedoes One and Two
Torpedoes One and Two
Torpedoes One and Two

And hit the English Frigate, one and two
Frigate, one and two
Frigate, one and two

Then we’ll continue our fight all the way
Fight all the way
Fight all the way

To take back all that was stolen away
Stolen away
Stolen away

And English hordes are finally turned away
Finally turned away
Finally turned away

So Scotland’s finally free once again
 Free once again
 Free once again

So now we’ll retire our McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

And now it’s in the Scots War Museum
The Scots War Museum
The Scots War Museum

With Pride restored and forever on show
And forever on show
And forever on show

And in future we’ll let school kids know
Let school kids know
Let school kids know

So, let’s hear the Scotch reply once again
Reply once again
Reply once again

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE (crescendo)
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

So Bye Bye to the English Plantation
The English Plantation
The English Plantation

And say Bye Bye to McDonald’s Reservation
To McDonald’s Reservation
To McDonald’s Reservation

And we'11 all live in a Saltire submarine (Ladies sing this)
A Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine

And we'11 all live in a Saltire submarine (Men sing this)  
A Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine

And we'11 all live in a Saltire submarine (All sing this)
A Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more (Ladies sing this)
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more (Men sing this)  
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more  (All sing this)
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live in a Saltire submarine, (Decrescendo) for bloody ever more. (crescendo)

"Oh--------------------------------------------------------------- OH YA BEAUTY” (crescendo) (All sing this as loud as possible)