BYE BYE SCOTCHLAND

"Toot, Toot, oh what a hoot, bye bye your Scotch nation.
As we implement our Grand English Plantation
And there'll be no need for a Scotch Railway Station
As you'll live on a McDonald's reservation."

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE  (crescendo)
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 aim and fire, torpedoes One and Two
Torpedoes One and Two
Torpedoes One and Two

And disable English Frigate, one or two
Frigate, one or two
Frigate, one or two

Then we’ll continue our fight all the way
Fight all the way
Fight all the way

To take back what was vilely taken away
Vilely taken away
Vilely taken away

Finally, England’s Lords have seen some sense
Have seen some sense  
Have seen some sense  

So finally, Scotland’s free once again
Free once again
Free once again

So now we’ll retire our McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

And it’s in the Scots War Museum
Scots War Museum
Scots War Museum

With Pride restored and forever on show
Forever on show
Forever on show

So, in future we’ll let all Scots know
Let all Scots know
Let all Scots know

That Scotland lives for bloody ever more
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

Bye Bye English Plantation
English Plantation
English Plantation

Bye Bye McDonald’s Reservation
McDonald’s Reservation
McDonald’s Reservation

So, let’s hear the Scotch reply once again
Reply once again
Reply once again

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE (crescendo)
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more  (Kids sing this )
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more (Ladies sing this)
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more (Men sing this)  
For Bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And for bloody ever more (all sing) (crescendo)
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more
And We’ll all live in a McDonald's submarine (Decrescendo)

And we did prevail, Scotland’s not for sale !
Scotland’s not for sale
Scotland’s not for sale

And now Scotland will live forever more
will live forever more
will live forever more !  (decrescendo)

"Oh--------------------------------------------------------------- OH YA BEAUTY” (crescendo)