Bye Bye Scotland



"Toot, Toot, oh what a hoot, bye bye your Scotch nation.
As we implement our Grand English Plantation
And there'll be no need for a Scotch Railway Station
As you'll live on a McDonald's reservation."

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine
A McDonald's submarine " ....

About this poem

This poem is to show what the future of Scotland is in the balance unless we get Independence as The English Plantation continues unabated with the future dismantling of the Scottish Parliament and the ethnic cleansing of the Scots. Poem starts with an English Lady insulting the Scots followed by their proposal to take over Scotland, and delete Scotland forever. Our Scots reply starts with Aye----AYE is a crescendo for you to shout your loudest then start tapping your feet into transition then into the fun song. The song is ideal for varying eg women then men, change the words, start at "Aye" again, etc. Thanx Deek 

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Written on January 25, 2024

Submitted by fortranfan on January 25, 2024

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Quick analysis:

Scheme aaaa xBB CCC CCC CCC CCC
Closest metre Iambic tetrameter
Characters 678
Words 104
Stanzas 6
Stanza Lengths 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3

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