My butt crack
My butt crack
Is quite a split
It supports the rest of me
when I sit
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?
My butt crack
Is a marvel to behold
It was cute when I was young
but now offensive since I'm old
My butt crack
Is pretty darn straight
can you imagine if it was crooked
pretty weird sight I would rate
My butt crack
Is funny to me
when I bend over in my jeans
It peeks out
for you to see
My butt crack
wanted me to write this today
for no other reason
then just to say......................
I gotta split
LOL
Eric (and sometimes not)
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Submitted by EASN on February 11, 2023
Modified on March 05, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | Abcbx Adxd Aexe Acxxc Afxf b x |
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Closest metre | Iambic trimeter |
Characters | 565 |
Words | 123 |
Stanzas | 7 |
Stanza Lengths | 5, 4, 4, 5, 4, 1, 1 |
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