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Royal Poobilee



A deep bowel movement
Works great improvement
On your soul
Look back at the porcelain bowl

Has this leaving left a hole?
Can this loss bear to be consoled?
Yearn not, and reach for the refreshing flush
The blasting water like youth's first blush

Kneel now and breathe in deep
Pray that serendipity allows you to keep
The wherewithal when you are frail and getting on a bit
To tell your kin
"I once did a fine shit"

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Written on June 04, 2022

Submitted by captainbo on June 04, 2022

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  • captainbo
    Well done John this relaxed me in a way prune juice never will
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