I dip my dingle in your tube of Pringles

I dip my dingle in your tube of pringles

I dip my dingle in your tube of pringles
it gives a strong tingle and the feeling lingers
you bought ready salted but after my dingle
the flavour is super salty and vinegars

you no longer need to buy dip
what has emitted from my dingle tip
is best described as creamy
i do find you so very dreamy

I do a backflip out of your window
I'd suggest putting your pringles in the bin-dow
i slam into the frost ground below
my love for you only grows

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Written on September 06, 2022

Submitted on June 09, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme A Aaxa bbcc dxda
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 486
Words 100
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 1, 4, 4, 4

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