Analysis of Sign on the Dotted Line
Sign on the Dotted Line
Let me take this time to label myself.
Least I might inconvenience oneself.
Now I’ll come with a warning sign.
Be sure to sign on the dotted line.
For others to read before they proceed!
********WARNING********
For your information.
Content (Myself) may cause Irritation, Perspiration,
Confrontation and or Desperation.
Particularly in women.
Content has been known to contain premature ejaculation.
This has been known, on occasion, to produce frustration.
However when used in proper correlation,
Content can create a tingly sensation.
Apparently, Content can create high levels of anxiety.
Do not use if pregnant.
Do not use if currently in a relationship.
Do not use if treatment is urgent.
Studies have shown that the risk of developing resentment
is three times higher among women using Content.
May develop a need to repent.
So if I were in your position, I’d consult a physician.
Before moving forward with someone in my condition.
And a shrink, but that’s just what I think.
By signing above I affirm and certify that I will not lie. I acknowledge I full understand the statement herein. Before I begin, I accept the content to be delivered “as is” no guarantee. Never the less I will handle pleasantly and passionately or void any and all warranty.
Scheme | A BB AA XXCCCC CC CC D EXE EFF CCX D |
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Poetic Form | |
Metre | 110101 111111101 1110101 11110101 111110101 1101101101 10 11010 10111010010 01001010 1000010 10111101010010 11111010101010 1011010010 1010101010 01001010111010100 111110 111110000010 111110110 101110110100010 1111001101010 101001101 1110010101010010 0110101101010 001111111 110011010101111110101101010010110110101011010111011001111010001000111001100 |
Closest metre | Iambic heptameter |
Characters | 1,301 |
Words | 215 |
Sentences | 25 |
Stanzas | 11 |
Stanza Lengths | 1, 2, 2, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3, 1 |
Lines Amount | 26 |
Letters per line (avg) | 39 |
Words per line (avg) | 8 |
Letters per stanza (avg) | 92 |
Words per stanza (avg) | 19 |
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Submitted on May 01, 2011
Modified on March 05, 2023
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