Sign on the Dotted Line



Sign on the Dotted Line

Let me take this time to label myself.
Least I might inconvenience oneself.

Now I’ll come with a warning sign.
Be sure to sign on the dotted line.

For others to read before they proceed!
********WARNING********
For your information.
Content (Myself) may cause Irritation, Perspiration,
Confrontation and or Desperation.
Particularly in women.

Content has been known to contain premature ejaculation.
This has been known, on occasion, to produce frustration.

However when used in proper correlation,
Content can create a tingly sensation.

Apparently, Content can create high levels of anxiety.

Do not use if pregnant.
Do not use if currently in a relationship.
Do not use if treatment is urgent.

Studies have shown that the risk of developing resentment
is three times higher among women using Content.
May develop a need to repent.

So if I were in your position, I’d consult a physician.
Before moving forward with someone in my condition.
And a shrink, but that’s just what I think.

X……………………………

By signing above I affirm and certify that I will not lie. I acknowledge I full understand the statement herein. Before I begin, I accept the content to be delivered “as is” no guarantee. Never the less I will handle pleasantly and passionately or void any and all warranty.

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Submitted on May 01, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

1:04 min read
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Quick analysis:

Scheme A BB AA XXCCCC CC CC D EXE EFF CCX D
Closest metre Iambic heptameter
Characters 1,301
Words 215
Stanzas 11
Stanza Lengths 1, 2, 2, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 3, 1

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