Analysis of Gregory Patrick Allen

Lets all go to Jackass Land, go visit Greg the Jerk
I know he will be home, cuz he's out of work
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He lives in Downtown Jackassville, on Jackass Boulevard
On his house is "JJR", stands for Jackass Jerk Retard
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We'll watch him make a video, and blab his Jackass mouth
He talks like such a Jerkwad, with an accent from the South
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He'll preach his Jackass gospel, from Corinthians the first
Chapter number 15, in this chapter he's immersed
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Verses 3&4, the last four words of each
He wishes weren't there, those 8 words he doesn't teach
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"According to the scriptures", King Jackass doesn't know
Paul did write those words 8 , he wrote them just for show
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To prove that he's a Jackass, watch this video
Stupid Stupid Stupid! He's a JACKASS head to toe