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I Keep Getting Flagged

TEKEL TEKEL

Poor poor me I'm just so sad, I am being Nagged
I post a Rant on Craigslist, and I keep getting Flagged
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All I do is write a rhyme, and rub Scotty's nose in sh*t
Then he Flaggs by Rant...a nerve I must have hit
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Ain't that right old Scotty, ain't that right old Bud
Why oh why oh Farceass...cuz you're a Stinking Crud
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Submitted on August 21, 2014

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AA BC DD
Closest metre Iambic pentameter
Characters 312
Words 68
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 8
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