On Dale Koller

V-O-M-I-T, five letters in this word
A description that's most fitting, for this flock of Turds*
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To be absolutely clear, PUKE is what I mean
Barf's another word, for Dale Koller's Lean Cuisine
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When you regurgitate your guts, puke it in a pale
To Bible Study bring, give it to holy Dale
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He will be sooo edified, by your fresh hot pot of Puke
He'll shout Glory Hallelujah, and re-write the Book of Luke

*The Maranatha Bible Society