Analysis of Retirement

It's so nice to no longer have to tear around anymore,
To wake up in the morning or later in the day and not
     have to rush out the door,
And instead grind fresh coffee beans and savor the
     smell,
And not have to listen to all those supervisors who just
     love to yell.
I'm my own boss now.
And although I have to find ways to downsize my
     lifestyle somehow,
I think I can do it with ease
Because my steaming cup of coffee and my six pack of
     remotes bring me a  modicum of peace
And I no longer cling to all those loud, divergent views.
I watch something old instead of the news.