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Mud In Your Eye — Wallace Dean LaBenne	He's stuck in mud with dinosaur thinking. He is a dud with old rinky-dinking. He accepts crud short of even...	2 views Rate it
Master of Winds — Marlo Irene Hill	You are Master of the Winds You have mastered the Farting Art. “Farting is fun!” you say As the wind chimes start to...	2 views Rate it
Lgo — arcee calma	Life goes...	2 views Rate it
George (Haiku) — Didar Baizhanov	Brave comic! Salute! In life and in death - honest! Hey Lady!!! Eat me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ - in rememberance of George...	2 views Rate it
Edge of the Porch — Hellen Killer	Because it was what we thought was meant by family: Laughter. A new house. A party in the garden where the tables were filled with young...	2 views Rate it
Double Bind — Wallace Dean LaBenne	How much do you weigh with and without your clones? Are you a sterile vessel with a...	2 views Rate it
Don't Fall Down — Genetha Camardelle	BAM! She hit the wall again. Get up and walk away People laughing and joking It's ok. She is lauging...	2 views Rate it
Diet (haiku) — Didar Baizhanov	Burgers...fries...and coke! Guilty eyes - hide from diet Breakfast - well behaved! ...	2 views Rate it
Dawns — Heidrun Kordholste-Nikander	Dawns are flying in the air They are taking my dreams with them Where are they going? They will end up in the trash Only some of them will escape And will...	2 views Rate it
Dark Room — arcee calma	I'd fallen asleep ... till something jolted me awake. I groaned, rolled over and wrapped a pillow under my ears. I again fall asleep. ...	2 views Rate it
Dark Cruise — Wallace Dean LaBenne	Old men snoring on the lounges. Fat women waddle to buffets. Unattended children holler. These are the daily...	2 views Rate it
Choke And You Choke Alone — Wallace Dean LaBenne	Joke and the world jokes with you. Choke and you choke alone. People simply seek relief from garrotes of their...	2 views Rate it
Burst — Pius Has Pagiel	Nubile damsels wag their asses At fools trending in the masses; Their restless balls, Hung as the falls, Can burst in their foolish...	2 views Rate it
Broomsticks — doodlegirl	Uptight and neat. Formal, unoriginal Broomstick shoved...	2 views Rate it
Beehive (Haiku) — Didar Baizhanov	- huge beehive telephone buzz all around late again,...	2 views Rate it
Battery low — Mgbada chukwudi cletus	Battery low! tun! So beeb my phone after unceased browsing again and again like the repeated beating of a...	2 views Rate it
Application — skitheeast	4 years. Blood sweat and tears. Sitting on our asses In the boringest Of classes Sports, clubs, activities Our schedules are jammed Overworked, with no...	2 views Rate it
Amber (Riley) Alert — Rachel	I tear through the house, A tornado of anger and rage. What happened?! I thought we were finally on the same...	2 views Rate it
Ajoy Dash Gupta — Hashan Mannan	Bravo dear Ajoy Dash, The sonnet you netted just, It's really wonderful task. Saka a browless Razaker, His father Foka too, Was repugnant war criminal. I...	2 views Rate it
A Quiet Night Down At The Pub — Ian Sawicki	With a delicious cool look I shatter a pint glass in your awkwardly shaped face. Vodka laced with a hint of strong lager flies everywhere as this manic...	2 views Rate it
A Psalm Of Life — William F Kirk	Tal me not, yu knocking fallers, Life ban only empty dream; Dar ban planty fun, ay tal yu, Ef yu try Yohn Yohnson's scheme. Yohn ban yust a section...	2 views Rate it
Apologia pro Poemate Meo — Wilfred Edward Salter Owen	I, too, saw God through mud-- The mud that cracked on cheeks when wretches smiled. War brought more glory to their eyes than blood, And gave their laughs...	2 views Rate it
A Terre — Wilfred Edward Salter Owen	(Being the philosophy of many Soldiers.) Sit on the bed; I'm blind, and three parts shell, Be careful; can't shake hands now; never shall....	2 views Rate it
Dawnwards? — Sydney Jephcott	To the Author of the "Songs of the Army of the Night." We - who, encircled in sleepless sadness With ears laid close to the Austral earth, Have heard...	2 views Rate it
A Working Party — Siegfried Loraine Sassoon	Three hours ago he blundered up the trench, Sliding and poising, groping with his boots; Sometimes he tripped and lurched against the walls With hands...	2 views Rate it