DavidPlantinga
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Joined: March 2021 Last seen: 21 days ago

Submitted Poems 86 total

Slippery China This heirloom china wants to slip Out of my tremulous grip. But plastic’s less heavy, And nicely holds gravy. It bounces if ever you... – *by David Plantinga*	0 Views added 21 days ago	Rating
Smashing Platters Because light and durable dinnerware Is low-class and not debonair, The china that shatters, Those slippery platters, Enliven dining with a jump-scare. ... – *by David Plantinga*	1 View added 27 days ago	Rating
Caltrops Because a losing player tosses Monopoly boards and their houses Sharp corners await Mom in her bare feet. The agony one board-game... – *by David Plantinga*	0 Views added 1 month ago	Rating
Board Game Frustration Hasbro makes a Monopoly game Durable because sometimes we blame The board for our troubles. We never roll doubles! So flip the whole board. This is lame!... – *by David Plantinga*	0 Views added 1 month ago	Rating
Monopoly Domination It’s fun to collect money for passing Go but ahead hotels are massing. Competitors bought The railroads. You’re caught! You can’t outrun landlords by racing. ... – *by David Plantinga*	3 Views added 2 months ago	Rating