Not just a Negative Indication
Not just a small Contraction
Not just a Recession
Not a Depression
Not Stagnation
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I crash
I. trash
Eye dash
Arrow inure
Aye
Lash out
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I've got to
Search it
Pick through ads for it
Refine my search
Select it
Download it
Verify it
Install it
Register it
Update it
Optimize it
Execute it
Personalize it
Link it
Mark it with a T
So all “The Good Guys”
Can big air byte of... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 4 Views added 1 year ago
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Alas Donbass
Is broken glass
As allies raise up arms
But deliver he
Is not sent free
Despite Zelensky charms
Putin guessed right
His right/just plight
Can weather sanction storm
And in a while
EU's smug bile
Will struggle to keep... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 2 Views added 1 year ago
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Without Refrain
Past due Ukraine
Vlad called campaign
Rush in red reign
Put in scorched plain
Wiled West's refrain
Seizure arraign
V-lad bombs a gain
Refuse remain
Dictatorial disdain
Endgame ego stain
Hereafter ingrain
Rush in... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 0 Views added 2 years ago
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Gone be “Cheers ol' bloke”
Yuppies yield broke yolk
Redneck ruffled yoke
Right lee named revoke
Become, a more, a Woke
My natural nature revoke
Cultural bee in evoke
Why whole of me is poke
What a joke
Limp oak
Croak
Croak
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Ancient Alien Theorists
Re-solved puzzle mysterious
Extraterrestrials
Being found in Bible
Out-theres cloaked
Intent's revival
Why even now – spacecraft fly
On us Humans – ET espy
For lucky some
A star exhilarance
Raysed to feel
An 'Us'... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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Cappuccino curl
Capricious swirl
What does it mean
This coffee being
Especially prepared for you
Specific status symbol brew
Each curl performs cotillion dances
While you awaiting envy prances
Elitist-class you mimic so
Care not a drop how... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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The Mask, The Mask
In false safety bask
I take Masque to task
“Won't you wear it?” you ask
To which I reply
If you get the lie
I'll follow the drum
When you mask your... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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Bone
Cone
Hone
Lone
Pone
Tone
Zone
None
Done
Gone
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Me Oedipus Macbeth
Me Alice in Wonderland marry The Ancient Mariner
Me have Great Expectations for Les Misérables
Me Hobbit in Gormenghast
Me double plus ungood “don't panic”
Me Atlas Shrugged, The Edible Woman
I wandered lonely as a cloud... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 7 Views added 2 years ago
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The Wisdom of Ages
Gets called to task
When people hide
Behind a mask
In other times
We'd call them liars
(When you mask mouth)
(Veiled truth expires)
And now we see
The true story
Words will always
Filtered... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 5 Views added 2 years ago
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Look
If you're an Author
You've just got to hate the web
Why?
Legacy!
See
Today
When a reader don't like you
CTL-ALT-DEL
(Said control-alt-delete)
(Because that's how you're taught)
((Ed.s Note: Use trained or... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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My heart is like a crushed marshmallow treat
With respect
No moor
You spite me down like Cobb salad
Nuts crush
Wilted leaves me oil
Vinegary
Yeti sum ho'
Am not Chinese
Bug hair
Bug hair
Bug hair
You would bend over
Arch
Air
Mons beau... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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First came Viagra®
Made men’s dicks Niagara
Now comes new pill1
Wets women at will
According to Sprout® Pharm.
It’ll fix their imbalance
Their Flibanserin
Gives some repairin’
Brain scans show
Libido no go
Swallow Sprout pill
And... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 0 Views added 2 years ago
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Kinned-Air More-Gain
BC Whore-Gun
Alberta Not-Lee
Native... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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Colorful
It’s Autumn
On a lingering summer’s day
Bright, warm, soft breeze
Once vibrant leaves
Waft silently on their final journey
Like a fart
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It's for votre plaisir
Je pen this dite eh
Cette ingredients select primeaux
N'est ce la tone without pity
J'ecole parle Francais
Du cereal package
From petit dejeuner
Sucre language Batoche rage
It's mielleuxs... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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Staid Havergal
That prop-air mall
Ex-pensive prepare school
Where rich girls prey
On silken whey
No boys is just a rule
For each their plan
Alight rich man
Fair future brightened fuel
Heir-headed know
... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 1 View added 2 years ago
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When in Oak Bay
You must obey
The rules that are not spoken
Grim look – Don't smile
Drawn face long mile
Your attitude betoken
Thus in bland land
Of wealth so grand
Disquietude revoking
But that's okay
When they pass away
A smile... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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to the ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’
On the first hole at Pinehurts
My golf pro gave to me
A warmer for my wood i.e
On the second hole at Pinehurts
My golf pro gave to me
Two bare lie balls
And a warmer for my wood i.e.
On the third... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 3 Views added 2 years ago
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Arrested by Alpha
Brought to by Beta
Detained by Delta
Guarded by Gamma
Oppressed by Omicron
Caged-inn COVID
But if Mu Kappa one Iota of hope
About Wuhanded off this Lambda of Greek to me
Eta chance you may 'diss'appear
... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 2 Views added 2 years ago
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Asiago midst crumbled ruins;
Whence eyed that ancient Emmental:
Castle Roquefort; Nay Neufchatel,
Nor Colby Cottage thatched:
But aged Brick, Marbled amber,
Cloaked in veined Gorgonzola;
Nigh whose mould Blue walls,
Nay flower... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 1 View added 2 years ago
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Asiago midst crumbled ruins;
Whence eyed that ancient Emmental:
Castle Roquefort; Nay Neufchatel,
Nor Colby Cottage thatched:
But aged Brick, Marbled amber,
Cloaked in veined Gorgonzola;
Nigh whose mould Blue walls,
Nay flower... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 49 Views added 2 years ago
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The constant strain
Too long a drain
Each aching pain
An old refrain
I’m near insane
No rest to gain
If in the main
My name I stain
I still maintain
No wake again
If that’s not plain
Goodbye
... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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I sold some poetry in Kaslo
I made a sign
‘Low Call’ Poetry it said
A guy rushed over
“You should have some on display” he said
I said
“I don’t know how to display poetry”
“Oh, Poetry” he said
“I thought it said Pottery”
I made the... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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A vote for the Most Valuable Poet
You know it
Me of course
You to without remorse
.. -
dah dah di
..---
dah dah di di di
....-.-.
dah dah dah di dah di dah
(U-2-over = morse code dashes for u, 2, and signoff)
Know spell in air
((Ed.'s... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 4 Views added 2 years ago
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Strange things occur
When researching fart
At the library
Georgina District Regional
Peter Gzowski Branch
I used the electronic catalog
Their brainiac computer
I asked it to search
For ‘flatulence’
Algorithm shot back
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Self-appointed
Techno-King
Rocket Captain
Crypto sling
“Join the fun”
U. underling
Tweeter-twat
“The Bird” he wing
“Come play” the mark it
“Watch me” swing
For those who kowtow
Bling-bling-bling
Dead babies bow
To Tech-
No King
... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 5 Views added 2 years ago
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Hooray for Big Brother
Cancel culture's Mother
Ban, shun, smother
Erase each every other
Free speech is now taboo
Opinion's poll now true
By experts who know you
All of the time
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everything
bought not paid for bling
beating rapper sing
unruly grammarling
too internet to cling
retweeted reasoning
re: ceded rendering
re: choired app taut ring
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A way you read
Aye such a speed
I’d like to eat your brain
Your face, your guile
Your loving smile
Singsong without refrain
Even though
You know this po’
You’re secret I remain
Where lovers greet
Upon white sheet
We’ll meet and mete again... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 8 Views added 2 years ago
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She loves her husband
He drinks, he's depressed, confused
He's hurting himself
She's enabling him
She draws and doodles
Love!
Square box with curly-ques inside
Stylized Love LOVE!!
PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS in shadow box
Box, then box with cross... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 6 Views added 2 years ago
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I could write a poem
On your tits
It would be big
And beautiful
And rhyme in pairs
‘Cause
Triplets
Would be...
– by RickthePoetWarrior | 9 Views added 2 years ago
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World Trade Center
One and Two Towers
To dust were reduced
In just a few hours
And many would prey
On grounds where souls lay
Climb not over them
But let flowers... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 14 Views added 2 years ago
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From Facebook® to Meta®
You know why?
You... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 5 Views added 2 years ago
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Arrested by Alpha
Brought to by Beta
Detained by Delta
Guarded by Gamma
Oppressed by Omicron
Caged-inn COVID
But if Mu Kappa one Iota of hope
About Wuhanded off this Lambda of Greek to me
Eta chance you may 'diss'appear
Occidental lee Xi... – by RickthePoetWarrior | 117 Views added 2 years ago
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