You Girls Should-A-Seen It Coming



First came Viagra®
Made men’s dicks Niagara
Now comes new pill1
Wets women at will

According to Sprout® Pharm.
It’ll fix their imbalance
Their Flibanserin
Gives some repairin’

Brain scans show
Libido no go
Swallow Sprout pill
And Hollywood will
Make you famous

Feminist alarm
You mean us more harm
Another way to exploit us
Tsk tsk my dear
Allay angry fear
Lie back and enjoy
More coitus

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From my book Some Terrorible Company To Keep

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Written on January 01, 2016

Submitted by RickthePoetWarrior on January 19, 2022

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Scheme AABB CXDD EEBBF CCFGGXF
Closest metre Iambic dimeter
Characters 398
Words 72
Stanzas 4
Stanza Lengths 4, 4, 5, 7

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