Poor Old Elbert



Poor old Elbert
Dumb as a rock
Drank a glass of gin
Held the grenade
And threw the pen
Maids cleaned it all up with a mop
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Submitted on May 01, 2011

Modified on March 05, 2023

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Closest metre Iambic dimeter
Characters 116
Words 27
Stanzas 1
Stanza Lengths 6

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