My Soulmate

|"As I was surfin' on the web one day, I

noticed a beautiful Queen online who lived a

1,000 miles away. She was all that, pretty

eyes, warm smile, radiant lips, and

Perfectly shaped hips. I proceeded to send

Her emails after I noticed She had some

pretty Toenails."|

{"We talked for hours everyday online,

ponderin' on the notion that one day She

Would be mine. Then one day, we felt

the "CONNECTION". It was more suprisin' than

The Bush-Gore election. Lust? Nah, it was

above, for I knew in my heart it was love.

The time had arrived for us to finally meet

and greet. She met me at the airport and was

20 minutes late, but out of love, I forgave

Her because I knew in my heart She was My

Soulmate.