Trollercoaster

This is the story of a guy
Who spent his life on Facebook until he died
He had no life he had no wife
He causes strife his mouth’s a knife

All day long trashing he did
Bite his tongue you wish he did
Cut his fingers kick him off the grid
F*ck, even Siri we should forbid

A cautionary tale his face is pale
He put himself in a jail with no bail
Won’t even go out and drink some ale
Talks about crypto as if he’s a whale

Hides behind his computer screens
So much he should wear sunscreen
Xbox logo is his favorite green
Joystick loco by himself in his dream