I Had To Pee
your on the highway
but you have to pee
you hold it in
quite a mystery
think of the ways you can release the pain
if this road trip ensues I will go insane
one foot on the throttle the other to the side
you take out a plastic bottle and start to piss
it gets all over you but you are free
free to sit in sweet harmony
the smell of urine throughout your car
you chuck the bottle out the door
a cop pulls you over
license and registration please
you get knocked to your knees
the pee was gone but I sit as a swan on the pond
I'll figure something out for next trip
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Submitted by hitalot on May 07, 2018
Modified on May 03, 2023
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Quick analysis:
Scheme | XAXABBXXA AXXXCCXX |
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Closest metre | Iambic tetrameter |
Characters | 562 |
Words | 118 |
Stanzas | 2 |
Stanza Lengths | 9, 8 |
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