Auld Deek Robertson Had A Farm

Kids/young adults  speak the whole lot except where (Mothers and Fathers in brackets).
If sentence begins with “Then” it is standard speed.
If sentence begins with “So” it is as stated speed.

 

Auld Deek Robertson had a farm, (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).
And his Farm managers who worked the farm were KEN and wife FAE, frae Fife. (EE I EE I OH, ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).  
And on this farm he had a wily auld hen named “FAE and KEN Hell”, (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).  

So, FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”. (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So, faster,  FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”. (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).  

So, fastest ever,  FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”.  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

Then, Ken’s younger brother KEN KEN came tae help, (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So, KEN KEN and FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”.   (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So, faster,  KEN KEN and FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”.   (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).  

So, fastest ever,  KEN KEN and FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called  ”FAE and KEN Hell”.  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).


Then, KEN KEN KEN  the next younger brother came to help.  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So, KEN KEN KEN  and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”.  .  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So, faster,  KEN KEN KEN  and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called ”FAE and KEN Hell”.  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So,  fastest ever,  KEN KEN KEN  and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
But couldnae catch the FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called “FAE and KEN Hell”.  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

Then, Auld Deek came with his twa dugs, called Rovers and Raith and saw.  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).
Then, he asked KEN to try the twa dugs tae chase the FAE and KEN hen called “FAE and KEN Hell”. .  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).
So fastest ever, Raith and Rovers  chased the FAE and KEN hen roond the FAE and KEN pen
And Auld Deek, KEN KEN KEN and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN shouted out
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
But Raith and Rovers  couldnae catch the  FAE and KEN hen or get it intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose
And all they could do was swear at the FAE and KEN hen they called “FAE and KEN Hell”. .  (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).

So fastest ever, KEN KEN KEN  and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN went into the FAE and KEN pen as well and shouted loudest and fastest
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
And KEN KEN KEN  and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN and Raith and Rovers chased the FAE and KEN hen
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
And KEN KEN KEN and KEN KEN and FAE and KEN and Raith and Rovers chased and chased the FAE and KEN hen
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on Raith and Rovers, Come on,
Until the wily auld hen called  ”FAE and KEN Hell” tired of the chase and ran intae the FAE and KEN Pen Hoose. (EE I EE I OH,  ye ken, like – Mothers sing), (EE I EE I OH,   ye ken,  like, by the way Fathers sing).
Then, Auld Deek and KEN KEN KEN and KEN KEN and Fae and KEN then shouted out the loudeest they could.
Oh ----------------------------------------------------------------------OH, YAH BEAUTY, YE KEN LIKE, BY THE WAY.  (all shout this out)


By Deek Robertson              Date  - April 3rd, 2024