The Big Big Sad Panda

What a Big Panda,
running a lap made him ruined,
slower than a turtle.
What a Big Big Panda,
a couple of steps tires him out,
catching his breath.
What a Big Big Big Panda,
often bullied for his weight,
being told to save some air for the others.
The Big Big Big Panda
saw this video,
that called him a fatty.
The Big Big Panda,
decided to change,
throwing fried chicken out the door.
The Big Panda,
is less big now,
but still big enough to crush a toddler.
The Panda,
is not big anymore,
and beat up all them ho's who bullied his ass.
The Panda,
is now strong,
the strongest of them all.
No one can stop him now.
The Once Big Big Sad Panda.