BYE BYE SCOTCHLAND (Master Copy)

"Toot, Toot, oh what a hoot, bye bye your Scotch nation.
As we implement our Grand English Plantation
And there'll be no need for a Scotch Railway Station
As you'll live on a McDonald's reservation."

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE  (crescendo)
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 all live in a McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

We'11 aim and fire, torpedoes One and Two
Torpedoes One and Two
Torpedoes One and Two

And hit the English Frigate, one and two
Frigate, one and two
Frigate, one and two

Then we’ll continue our fight all the way
Our fight all the way
Our fight all the way

To take back what was stolen all away
Stolen all away
Stolen all away

And English Lords are finally turned away
Are finally turned away
Are finally turned away

So finally, Scotland’s free once again
Free once again
Free once again

As we did prevail, as Scotland’s not for sale !
Scotland’s not for sale
Scotland’s not for sale

So now we’ll retire our McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine
McDonald's submarine

And now it’s in the Scots War Museum
The Scots War Museum
The Scots War Museum

With Pride restored and forever on show
And Forever on show
And Forever on show

So, in the future we’ll let Scots all know
Let Scots all know
Let Scots all know

So, let’s hear the Scotch reply once again
Reply once again
Reply once again

"Aye---------------------------------------------------------------AYE (crescendo)
That'll be bloody right
That'll be bloody right

So Bye Bye to the English Plantation
The English Plantation
The English Plantation

And say Bye Bye to McDonald’s Reservation
To McDonald’s Reservation
To McDonald’s Reservation

And We'11 all live in a Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine

We'11 all live in a Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine
A Saltire submarine

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more (Ladies sing this))  
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more (Men sing this)  (crescendo)
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And we’ll all live for bloody ever more  (all sing) (crescendo)
For bloody ever more
For bloody ever more

And We’ll all live in a Saltire submarine.) (Decrescendo) for ever more. (crescendo)

"Oh--------------------------------------------------------------- OH YA BEAUTY” (crescendo)