Curriculum Vitae

god protect me and
mammon can suck a fat one
i'm phat so deliver me away from evil alway
god forgive me for not edifying the english language with stops
and breaks
surely my cuts are enough
to show you that i am stranzaing enough for you to read me
loud and clear
deliver me not
before the evil spirits
that seek to perturb my dreamstride.
Amen.

i am no sistene chapel
but God, I hope my magpie collection is enough
 for you to play with and not be bored,
do not throw me away, ever, bind my mouth up
if you must, but I am a care of magical
creatures professor, by rite of Newt Scamander
I am a potions professor
I am a transfiguration professor
I am a godamn charms master
I am proficient in head healing.
I am excellent at unleavening.
Crystallographia
Pixifodio
Blood replenishing potions be to my Father Blade Nightstalker
Hannibal King.
I am an ancient runes student
I am a divination professor.
I am a Centaur named Firenze.
I am a harvester and a combine.
I am a master of all things indeed, yet I am weak and until
I am strong, God will be there to be my Father, and after
I am strong, God will be there to be my Father, and before
I am strong, God will be there to be my Father, and thereafter
I am strong, God will be there to buy me Father, and withersoever
I am strong, God will be there to be my Father, and wheresoever
I am strong, God will be there to be my Father, and whereinsoeverwither
I am strong, and God will be there alway.
I am a master in the literary arts of brewing wordpotions
I am a master in the art of peace, and not war.
I am a God of the living, and not of the dead.
I am no devil, nor am I satan.
I am the son of God and of Man, come in the flesh together,
to revive the universal spirit of Truth in all things
for liars are to be demented until they come to terms
with all their lies they're telling themselves.